“Do you think Angelina Jolie is so pissed off with Joseph Kony because he’s abducted more kids from Uganda than she has?"
—
Charlie Brooker (via
brewandbiscuits)
My webcam is finally working again so let’s celebrate that fact with a photo of my face and Charlie Brooker’s Screen Burn okay.

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“That is true, most bumblebees don’t have nuclear programmes. Although significantly, that means some bumblebees do. And if they sell that technology to the wasps all our future picnics are fucked."
— Charlie Brooker (via
fuckyeah10oclocklive)